ID FFFob (M/L)


Medium and Large ID FFFobs with engraved interior (flap design). Solid brass clip/rivet, contact information engraved inside flap so that creeper at the airport doesn’t get your address when you’re on your way out of town. Inspirational/Snarky engraved phrases available, or pick your own Monogram/Logo/Artwork. Also available in smaller zipper pull/key fob sizes.

Standard Front Engraved Phrases:
“Dear TSA: I Love You. Be Gentle.”
“Get Your Own FFFing Bag.”
“The world is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.”
“Travel is finding things you never knew you were looking for. Except your bags.”

Medium: Carry-on bag size (165mm x 38mm / 6.5″x1.5″ tip to tip)
Large: Golf Bag/Checked bag size (210mm x 55mm / 8″x2″ tip to tip)

Original Release Date: November 2018

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Please note: As of 12/15, we have passed our holiday shipping deadline. As we still need to make and ship orders already received, we may not be able to send out any further orders in time for 12/24 delivery. Thank you for understanding and appreciating the time that is needed to hand craft our products to order. You may still order a digital gift card for your bestest buddies/lovers/bus driver.

Custom Text

Just a brief description of what you’re looking for. We’ll contact you via email to get specifics/graphics to engrave after your order. This just gives us a general idea to know if we need to ask any specific questions before making. You can engrave basically anything you’d like on these, feel free to ask us–so long as it isn’t hateful or *too* crass we’re down. See our Engraving/Monogramming page for general engraving information.

Gift Message OR Special Instructions

If you’d prefer a (Twitter-sized) gift message to the recipient, instead of our typical thank-you note to the purchaser, let us know what you’d like on the card. (Alternatively, if you have special requests about your order you may enter them here.)